Friday, 12 February 2010

Cocaine, blancmange and Suzi Q

The mysterious instrument on the stairs...

Vegetable kebab

Lamb Keema

Rani showing off her fresh home made paneer

Creamy rich Fish bhuna

Cardomom blancmange

Donation box

Three supperclubs that couldn't be more different but all worth visiting: the first at an Indian 'amma's' in Tufnell park; the second, a chic molecular do in an architect's bachelor pad in West London; lastly, a stylish duplex off the Holloway Rd.
Joginder's Supperclub is run by a mother Rani (cooking) and daughter Saira (front of house) team, at times aided by dad Graham. Eight guests sat by the fire in the living room, eating freshly fried onion bhajis with a glass of champagne. As we are led downstairs to the dining room dad points to a strange object on the stairs
"What do you think that is?"
We spend the rest of the evening trying to guess. (1)
It's a pleasure to eat home cooked Indian food, with home-made paneer and ground spices. We start with vegetable kebabs and sauces. For the main course I am assured by the meat eaters that the lamb curry is superb, certainly the fish bhuna curry is well seasoned and creamy. Rani made us roti and we ate family style, with a large selection of dishes. My only complaint is that much of the food was undersalted and Rani confessed that this was because her husband needs a low salt diet. The best solution to this is to put good salt on the table, a suggestion she took on board for the future.
One of my favourite parts of the meal is when they bring out a beautiful glass jelly mould, turning it out as a cardomom flavoured blancmange (Phrini). I mentioned that the glass mould brought back memories of my mother's rabbit-shaped tin mould, a special treat as a child and everybody at the table had similar stories. No one eats blancmange (pronounced blermonje in my family) anymore.
Joginder supperclub, Tufnell park
£20 a head donation

Truffle custard in eggshell

Red Cabbage Gazpacho and mustard gelato

Palate cleanser
Halibut and pistachio crust, accented by a zingy lemon sauce

Jill and Faiza
Urban Sage Supperclub on the other hand was quite a swishy affair. American Jill Richmond and cook Faiza, have borrowed the flat of an architect friend near Lancaster Gate. I enter a large Georgian room and we are given drinks and an unusual amuse-bouche of truffle custard served in an egg shell.
The guests are well off, highly placed in their respective industries (World Bank, TV, Skype, Google ect) mainly in their 30s and 40s. The food is experimental, plated restaurant style. The first course is a red cabbage gazpacho with mustard icecream. An interesting combination, the icecream certainly cleared the sinuses.
Then we have a little palate cleanser of unsweetened lemon granita. With each course you are served matched wines.
The main course is poached halibut topped with a pistachio gremolata, and underneath an onion confit. The fish is very fresh and well cooked. But afterwards I suddenly realise I am hungry. There have been absolutely no carbs in the meal. No bread, no potato, no rice. I feel light-headed and ask for a piece of bread. They don't have any. This would be my main complaint about the meal. If you were on an Atkins diet, or any diet, well, this is the supperclub for you. I can't drink alcohol without carbs.
For dessert there is good ginger icecream with poprocks chocolate discs (delice of chocolate) and cumin caramel. I couldn't really taste the cumin, perhaps I needed more sauce and the chocolate dessert was not sweet enough for me. We were served mint tea which is lovely but again, without sugar.
The location, guests and front of house is delightful but I would love to taste Faiza's home cooking. She has done a cordon bleu course but comes from the East. I'd be far more interested in cooking from her homeland. But that's only my opinion.
At the beginning I got talking to an attractive woman, now I was sitting next to a charming man that seemed to accompany her. I asked him, just for something to say...
"is she your girlfriend?"
"No" he responded "she's my mistress".
I guffawed then realised he was deadly serious. He also had a wife. He takes them out on alternate nights.
"You are a very naughty man" I said. He twinkled.
I got chatting to the mistress in the kitchen later, she said lightly they came to this supperclub expecting to put car keys in a bowl at the end. She said it was great being a mistress, they'd been together six years...
"much better than being a wife" she told me "you get lots of presents and don't have to do the boring stuff like laundry".
She showed me her undies from Agent Provocateur. I mentioned jokingly that I might need chemical help to get through the midnight feast I have planned in February.
As I was walking past the toilet, the woman yanked me inside. Two lines of coke were streaked across the toilet seat. I don't do drugs, never have. I much prefer a cup of tea. But I liked her and didn't want to look stupid and uncool. Peer pressure in my 40s! So I slipped the proffered twenty pound note up my nostril and snorted a line, internally crossing my fingers I wouldn't have a Woody Allen moment. Mission accomplished, I was suddenly wide awake. To be honest this was an inconvenience as I just wanted to go home to bed, having done my own supperclub the night before.
Once I got home, wired as fuck, the teen was sat in my bed watching tv. I told her what happened. Her eyes widened, she sniggered slightly and said
"Muuum, just say no!"
I can't guarantee you'll be offered class A's but you will certainly have a great time at the Urban Sage Supperclub/Number68 project
Different locations.
£50 a head without wine £55 with matched wines.

Lex eats dining room

Matching luggage set worthy of Victoria Beckham

Perfect towels

Er...buttons and liquorice allsorts in the bathroom...

Alexis hardly did a thing all night...just lounged around in her bed...;)

Alexis' wonderful handmade napkins...I'm persuading her to sell sets at The Underground Farmer's market...

Little notes on the table 'cloth'

The old style record player...

Another stylish touch...


A night on the tiles

Lexeats is the supperclub of Alexis, an Australian food blogger now located in London and her girlfriend Yohanna. They have tons of style which is evident everywhere in their modern duplex apartment off the cultural wilderness that is Holloway Rd. I have never seen anywhere as clean and organised. Alexis confessed that they both had OCD about tidiness.
We started with excellent home-made tortellini and pesto. So good I would have liked double portions. Main course was a savoury and filling fish pie, topped with golden crispy pastry. This time perfectly judged portion-wise and well-seasoned. We were then given little spoons (I think they have spent a small fortune in gearing up this supperclub with equipment) for a palate cleanser of lemongrass and coconut icecream, which was delicious. (Want the recipe)
Puddings were served on wall tiles (cheap and original!) in a trio: a brownie, a turkish delight cheesecake with some sort of Greek candy floss on top and a lemon tart. All were good but none of them could beat the icecream.
Yohanna then handed around some dessert wine. By this time I was really getting to know my fellow guests who were mostly Australian on my table. The guy had a mum called 'Suzi Q' (she was a fan of Suzi Quatro). Then Alexis tells me her mum is also called 'Suzi Q'. Must be a common name in Australia?
Lexeats, Holloway,
£20 minimum donation.

(1) It's an instrument for drying and melting ice in an area out of reach.


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  2. Thanks for your lovely post!
    Funnily enough, our friend Andrew (who you sat next to) took all the postcards with him and posted them - yours from the photo arrived this morning!

  3. Thank you again. I would like to say that both Faiza and myself do not condone drug use at our dinners. We are glad you enjoyed the evening and the crowd!

  4. Hi Jill,
    I think it was more an example of the kind of sophisticated guests you get.
    I don't condone it either, completely out of character for me!
    I've tried cocaine a couple of times before, once in Colombia where I felt it was one of the main local products and therefore to be tried. It's never really done much for me!
    Thanks for a lovely evening. Where is Faiza from exactly? I couldn't find your email to ask...
    But it'd be lovely if she would include some recipes from her country.

  5. Ah - Faiza is originally from Pakistan. We definitely mix the menu and try to share and create on that front. I agree, we'll find a date soon to get some of the good home stuff on it!

  6. it's so interesting reading your write ups about all the other supper clubs out there and your erm, honesty, frankness and sense of humour make them a real pleasure to read.

  7. what an utterly fantastic few eves you have had! i quite liked the bit about the mistress. Rani's firni dessert looked beautiful in that mould. x shayma

  8. Great entry as usual - loved your teenager's reaction to the coke incident! Sounds like you ate some rather delicious meals! :) xxx


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