Thursday, 4 March 2010

Ben Greeno and Lounge Bohemia at The loft

It's been about a year since I first went to The Loft. There's been a few changes: Nuno Mendez is about to open his new restaurant Viajante in Bethnal Green. There are more coat hooks and chairs. The Loft is now an atelier and showcase for guest chefs, the first of which is Ben Greeno who has trained at Noma. On this showing this is a worthy experiment. This is haute couture cooking. Here are the courses:

Oyster with buttermilk, rhubarb granita and poppy seeds

Ben Greeno and five helpers; concentration

Three types of carrot: raw, cooked and pickled, yellow, orange and purple haze, chickweed from Bishopsgate, chicken glaze and chorizo (the latter two ingredients not on mine)

Les couverts in their little covers (1) even the micro lettuce was treated like a new born baby, bathed and put to sleep in it's kitchen roll eiderdown.

Horse mushrooms looking like delicate flowers, baby cavolo nero, cheese soup and potatoes. Very fresh and light.


Salad: I kept waiting for the rest of the dish to be plated up. But this assymetrical light and fragrant salad with brown shrimp, brown butter, lettuce emulsion (egg yolk, oil), mandolined radish curls delighted with it's prettiness.

Sous vide Salmon (12 minutes at 42 degrees) with mustard grains, cress and sunflower seed butter.

Beetroot, raw, pickled, puree and Kirk goat cheese (fresh from Denmark), liquorice shavings (Ben hates liquorice but he said "people like it". I think that's more a reflection of how long he's been living in Denmark) and prune syrup (dried prunes, boil it up, strain it, keep reducing). Like a painting by Paul Klee.

Beef onglet on onion puree. Probably very good.
In between courses the team cleaned the plates with white vinegar to get rid of smudges. Also at this point Vadim, the front of house, told the chefs to slow down the pacing of courses. In restaurants, you want to serve people quickly, turn tables. At a supperclub, you want to slow it down, it's their table for the night.

Sheeps yoghurt, goat whey, mint oil (pick mint, cook for 20 seconds, put a little oil in the water, leave overnight, strain it) and Billington's muscovado sugar; very refreshing, tangy, light.

Tiny apple vinegar meringues (not apple cider vinegar, apple vinegar is common in Denmark), seabuckthorn curd ( a Siberian berry) ginger cake. The meringues were made in a dehydrator. They were very intense in flavour, hard to describe, very good.

Grilled pear, brown butter caramel (a little like dulce de leche), toasted oats: a kind of posh cranachan

Some food isn't just food. It's an installation of the most ephemeral work of art you can imagine. It takes hours of practice to conceive, prepare, plate up and serve. Seconds to consume. Ben Greeno, a young chef from County Durham, has done his time, cooking since 15 years old, in various kitchens in the UK and Europe, including lengthy stints at the third best restaurant in the world, Noma, located in Copenhagen, Denmark. As he said "I'm ready".
Readers of my blog will know I'm not a huge fan of the skidmark school of cooking. I prefer a jug to a smear, a large bubbling plate to a few dots artfully arranged.
I hate modern architecture too. But when you visit an original Le Corbusier building, as I did in Chandigarh, you realise that the imitators spoiled the originator's reputation. Most people can't do molecular cooking, nouvelle cuisine, itty bitty artistic plating. Ben Greeno can. Each flavour on his complicated, intricate creations sang true. The ingredients tasted of themselves, clean, bright, Spring-like, a walk in fresh Nordic air. The food is healthy but luxurious. I asked him if working at Noma had changed how he cooked
"Yes it has. I won't use exotic ingredients like mango. It makes no sense in Northern Europe."
Certainly some of the ingredients he'd used such as seabuckthorns were very unusual, I'd never even heard of them before. Not the sort of thing you get down Somerfield.

I returned a few days later to see Ben's food paired with the creations of a molecular mixologist, Czech Paul Tvaroh of Lounge Bohemia. Paul has an interesting look, a cocktail of Rasputin, Interview with the Vampire, Keith Richards and burlesque magician. You get the impression he doesn't suffer fools gladly. If you want to go to Lounge Bohemia, you must make an appointment. There are rules: no standing, no suits. He doesn't want braying city wankers with more money than style rocking up. The strangest thing about this cocktail maker is that he is teetotal. That's right, he doesn't drink alcohol. He makes his cocktails by smell not taste. More like a perfumier than a barman. He's easily the grooviest man in London.

Gin and Tonic
Cucumber gin, quinine cordial and carbon dioxide. A tiny fizz in your mouth and strong quinine.

Caviar: mango infused vodka, mango juice, rose syrup. The label drawing is of a sturgeon in a bar.

Matched with grilled Madagascan prawn and caramelised mango.

Classic Champagne cocktail served with fizzy grapes infused with brandy and bitters. There was a strong flavour of Maraschino cherries. Matched with scallops, pickled grapes (gorgeously umami like umeboshi plums) and pistachio.

Japanese light lunch: vodka in three styles: cucumber infused vodka, black pepper infused vodka & wasabi, served with poppy seed & biscuit infused vodka 'soba noodles'. Matched with sous vide salmon and radishes.

Campari and Soda: campari candy floss served with club soda. This was very unusual, you pop the ball of floss in your mouth, drink the soda and the unmistakeable taste of campari floods through your palate.

Matched with mackerel, blood orange, fennel and fennel flower (which was divinely aniseedy)

Margarita: tequila, lime juice, agave syrup.
For me, the veggie, this was matched with roast baked celeriac and coriander sprouts. Fantastic. Must copy.

Cleaning the teeth: minted rum,white creme de cacao, green peas.

Personally branded toothpaste tubes. Matched with sheep yoghurt, yoghurt whey and mint oil. A difficult match but achieved.

Tvaroh doing his magic conjuring trick at the head of the table: making us believe he'd cracked an egg into the cooking of the following breakfast drink...

Bohemian breakfast: black forest ham infused bourbon, served with an advocaat, maple syrup and condensed milk egg. Yes, MsMarmitelover drank something meaty. One component was avocaat, a very witty use of egg liqueur and matched skillfully with toasted brioche, marmite and the fluffiest shavings of wigmore cheese. Bravo!

Salty caramel. Wether's Original infused vodka, dark creme de cacao, condensed milk, honey, salt. It tasted of childhood, sweet treats by the sea on a summer holiday. One guest thought this tasted of popcorn.

White Russian: vodka, a creamy marshmallow, coffee liqueur (Kahlua). Matched with seabuckthorn curd, apple vinegar meringue and gingerbread.

Amaretti biscuits, biscuit vodka, amaretto, pop rocks. I liked this very much. The texture of the pop rocks worked very well. Matched with coffee milk and Amaretto dessert which reminded me and the Belgian couple opposite me of a French tinned custard dessert called Mont Blanc ( I used to love Grand Marnier flavour). Ben used ingredients he wouldn't normally use in his own cooking to match these unusual cocktails.

Paul Tvaroh and Ben Greeno

(1) Couverts is French for cutlery. Do I have to explain everything? Doh!

Book for The Loft here
Contact Ben Greeno here
Lounge Bohemia here


  1. I am so very envious of your experience - it sounds and looks wonderous!

  2. Really enjoyed reading that, brought it all flooding back seeing your photos, it was quite an evening! I was very impressed with the food which I wasn't expecting to be, Ben had a hell of a job trying to pair anything to those drinks. Very nice to meet you there, I'll have to pull my finger out and get my write up done soon.

  3. It's fantastic. I love this food and this foto. Bravi! Ciao. Deborah

  4. The pictures make the difference! You opened up a whole new world to me:)
    Though I like architecture:)
    Keep writing!!

  5. Hi Jones, I didn't realise you were 'Jones the blogger' at the evening. Nice to meet you too. Liked your post's the link:

    Lizzie, it was fantastic, both times.

    Il sapore: thanks, it was an amazing experience.

  6. oh wow...that looks jusr awesome. I ate at Noma last month and it was so wonderful and different to anywhere I have ever been before...workiing on the post now...its really looong

  7. This all looks amazing...I bet the tastes were phenomenal! I could never do this sort of thing i don't reckon though...surely you must be a certain type of personality that goes in for this kind of cooking? So much precision, attention to detail, science...? I think I'd be too impatient...though maybe I'm wrong?!

    I just like my food hearty generally when i am the one cooking it - now if someone cooked this sort of stuff for me, however...well, I wouldn't complain! You're a lucky girl! xxx

  8. That all looks truly amazing

  9. this all looks incredible, such unfettered creativity - love it!

  10. bloody amazing - totally agree with you, MsMarmite, about the ponsiness and pointlessness of most 'architectured' food, but this-is-something-else.

    funny that Tvaroh means curdcheese:)

    any idea how one gets into Lounge Bohemia?! just make an appointment?!


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