Saturday, 4 September 2010

Comedy dinner with Josie Long at The Underground Restaurant

I couldn't eat toast for years when I was drinking heavily, because it was too noisy. Clarissa Dickson Wright.

Escargot is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm' Dave Barry.

I just heard I won a competition. The prize is a year's supply of Marmite- one jar. Tim Vine.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? John Mendoza

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. P.J.O'Rourke.

The wife said she'd like to eat out for a change. So I moved the dining room table into the garden. Les Dawson.

The other night I ate a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. George Carlin.

Look! I'm using the original notches that came with my belt. Homer Simpson.


Tim Key and Chris on guitar


A glass of giggly


Nutty soup (with green cobnuts)

Fun guy and gnocci gnocci who's there?

Stinking Bishop, Wensleydale (Wallace & Gromit's favourite cheese), Crackers

Custard pie

Douwe Egberts coffee


  1. Just reading the menu has brought a smile to my face - pretty good first thing in the morning.

  2. Oh dear, I'm afraid may not be brave enough for the Stinking Bishop. Other than that though I can't wait for this. Really excited!

  3. This is not fair. I think you should do an away event in Edinburgh... I have the required Aga.

  4. hee hee! Ooo and who will be special guest?! Exciting stuff! xxx

  5. thanks muchly for the titter via twitter first thing of a mornin'. now back to work i go......

  6. Unbelievable - you have all the fun!


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