Let's be frank, the Marmite cereal bars were pretty awful. The only person that I've met who liked them was a Marmite hater. But, Marmite lovers, fear not! Their latest product 'Marmite chocolate' is a hit. I ate an entire bar in bed last night. It's smooth with slightly granular salty yeasty bits. It's counter-intuitive, a flavour mash-up, it's a zodiac mind warp, your brain and tongue gets jarred in a yes/no conflict, it messes up your world view, nothing is as it was, everything has changed, it's psychedelicious!
Available from October 4th at department stores including BHS, Debenhams and Robert Dyas for £3 a bar!