Monday, 13 September 2010

What to buy each sun sign as a gift

It's a bit early for Christmas but if you are very organised, a Virgo perhaps, then here are some hints:

Aries: a red rosette stating that they are 'Number One'. Tweezers for their monobrow.
Taurus: Food, blankets, singing lessons.
Gemini: anything gossipy... Katie Price's latest autobiography? Language courses. Subscription to Time Out.
Cancer: things to cook with; therapy; subscription to home improvements magazine, antiques.
Leo: wigs, a Hollywood style mirror with lots of lightbulbs around.
Virgo: sewing machine, gardening tools, anything craft.
Libra: dentistry, a session getting their colours done
Scorpio: cleaning products, drain cleaner, a voucher for colonic irrigation, sex.
Sagittarius: horse riding lessons, holidays, New Age books. 
Capricorn: stand up comedians course, a book to write their accounts in.
Aquarius: nothing, they don't believe in Christmas.
Pisces: alcohol. Unless they are Muslim or underage in which case, a prayer book or music.

7 comments:

  1. I'm Libra. What tooth colour should suit me! :-)

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  2. Rats! Got it in one - alcohol is right, but decent red wine actually! Which is a bit of a giveaway. I loved the idea of the tweezers for the monobrow!

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  3. Rats! Got it in one - alcohol is right, but decent red wine actually! Which is a bit of a giveaway. I loved the idea of the tweezers for the monobrow!

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  4. These are some great suggestions, I think a lot of my friends and family would like these gifts.

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  5. It's rally best suggestion from this post and i am virgo

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